What You'll Get
Before vacuums, anteaters were bred to develop an appetite for the dust, spare change, and silly string that accumulates on carpets everywhere. Hire a party-paraphernalia-collecting expert with today’s Groupon to J Services, with service in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, and Western Nassau County. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get 1 two-hour cleaning session (a $70 value).
- For $99, you get 3 two-hour cleaning sessions (a $210 value).
- For $149, you get 5 two-hour cleaning sessions (a $350 value).
- For $299, you get 12 two-hour cleaning sessions (an $840 value).<p>
J Services’ dirt collectors cleanse residences of creeping crud that slowly accumulates in corners, kitchens, and carpets. Residents can summon a single helper for each two-hour session or opt for two cleaners for one hour to demonstrate that many hands not only make light work but also better shadow-puppet shows. Growling vacuums hunt mucky molecules through jungles of carpet fibers, and mops and rags banish bacteria from smooth surfaces such as tile or kitchen counters. Whereas a regular bout of grime battling does not include appliance or cabinet interiors, such services may be obtained for an extra charge and a stupor-inducing rendition of the chicken dance.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid on holidays. Valid only in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, and Western Nassau County. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.