Before vacuums, anteaters were bred to develop an appetite for the dust, spare change, and silly string that accumulates on carpets everywhere. Hire a party-paraphernalia-collecting expert with today’s Groupon to J Services, with service in Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx, and Western Nassau County. Choose from the following options:
- For $35, you get 1 two-hour cleaning session (a $70 value).
- For $99, you get 3 two-hour cleaning sessions (a $210 value).
- For $149, you get 5 two-hour cleaning sessions (a $350 value).
- For $299, you get 12 two-hour cleaning sessions (an $840 value).<p>
J Services’ dirt collectors cleanse residences of creeping crud that slowly accumulates in corners, kitchens, and carpets. Residents can summon a single helper for each two-hour session or opt for two cleaners for one hour to demonstrate that many hands not only make light work but also better shadow-puppet shows. Growling vacuums hunt mucky molecules through jungles of carpet fibers, and mops and rags banish bacteria from smooth surfaces such as tile or kitchen counters. Whereas a regular bout of grime battling does not include appliance or cabinet interiors, such services may be obtained for an extra charge and a stupor-inducing rendition of the chicken dance.
164 Manetto Hill Rd.
Plainview, New York 11803Get Directions