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What You'll Get
Before vacuums, anteaters were bred to develop an appetite for the dust, spare change, and silly string that accumulates on carpets everywhere. Hire a party-paraphernalia-collecting expert with today’s Groupon to J Services, with service in all areas of all five boroughs. Choose from the following options:<p>
- For $35, you get one two-hour cleaning session (a $70 value).
- For $99, you get three two-hour cleaning sessions (a $210 value).
- For $149, you get five two-hour cleaning sessions (a $350 value).
- For $299, you get six months of housecleaning, totaling 12 two-hour sessions (an $840 value).<p>
J Services’ dirt collectors cleanse residences of creeping crud that slowly accumulates in corners, kitchens, and carpets. Residents can summon a single helper for each two-hour session or opt for two cleaners for one hour to demonstrate that many hands not only make light work but also better shadow-puppet shows. Growling vacuums hunt mucky molecules through jungles of carpet fibers, and mops and rags banish bacteria from smooth surfaces such as tile or kitchen counters. Whereas a regular bout of grime battling does not include appliance or cabinet interiors, such services may be obtained for an extra charge and a stupor-inducing rendition of the chicken dance.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Not valid on Christmas, New Years, Easter, or 4th of July. Valid only within Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, Manhattan, and Staten Island. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.