What You'll Get
Creatures must react to danger with a “fight or flight” reaction, which means either boxing their opponent or commandeering a nearby blimp. Hone your martial instinct with today’s Groupon to Jab Fitness in Tempe. Choose from the following options:
- For $25, you get a punch card good for 5 classes (a $100 value).
- For $35, you get a punch card good for 10 classes (a $200 value).
- For $45, you get a punch card good for 15 classes (a $300 value).<p>
The experienced staff at Jab Fitness sculpts shapely physiques and imparts discipline with a curriculum of fight-inspired class styles. Focusing on high-energy, combat-sports training, instructors enhance each session with adrenaline-pumping music, motivational fist bumps, and punching bags that bear a striking resemblance to Steven Seagal. A schedule of classes seven days a week includes martial-arts-inspired routines such as muay thai and jujitsu, pugilistic programs of boxing and kickboxing, and weight-blasting boot-camp-style workouts, each style aiming to facilitate weight loss and replace ousted curves with lean, toned muscle. Jab Fitness also boasts a number of highly structured fitness programs for children, so energetic tykes can tire themselves out while learning the self-defense boxing tactics necessary for uppercutting the monsters beneath their beds.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About JAB Fitness
The experienced staff at JAB Fitness help patrons sculpt shapely physiques, imparting strength and discipline with a curriculum of fight-inspired class styles. Focusing on high-energy combat-sports training, instructors enhance each session with adrenaline-pumping music, motivational pep talks, and punching bags that bear a striking resemblance to your fifth-grade bully’s henchmen. Besides muay thai, jiu jitsu, and kickboxing boot camps, the group classes also include heart-pounding spin sessions and boot camps. Other classes, such as hot yoga and suspension training, may be less energetic, but they are just as essential for whole-body fitness.