What You'll Get
Though inner beauty cannot be perceived without an infrared camera or glow-in-the-dark spectrograph, outer beauty can give off enough dazzling light to warn passing ships that they're approaching rocky reefs. Brighten your beauty noggin with today's Groupon to Jabez Salon. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get a men's haircut (a $24 value)
- For $20, you get a women's cut, blow-dry, and finish (a $42 value).
Jabez's staff of professional stylists studies at the Bumble and bumble University in New York City to equip themselves with the most artful and effective tress-taming techniques. The shaggy strands of men's manes surrender to unyielding, razor-edged scissors with a men's haircut, which mellows unruly mops or trims rebellious follicles into a well-kept whole. Clients possessing dual x chromosomes indulge in a women's haircut, relaxing in the high-ceilinged, naturally-lit salon while a professional hair sculptor shears, blow-dries, and shapes follicle sprouts into a face-framing curtain of pure glossiness. Both men and women celebrate the reformation of unruly locks with a scalp massage and a tension-relieving head rub to spoil the skull or ease residual soreness from the competitive ear-wiggling semifinals.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. 24-hour cancellation notice required. Valid only for stylist 1 level. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.