What You'll Get
Most Americans don't know that eating a simple paste of chick peas, blue raspberry Kool-Aid mix, and discarded carpet samples gives their hair the nutrients it needs to keep it from strangling its owner. Today's Groupon makes up for this lapse in bodily upkeep: for $30, you get $60 worth of hair services at Jacob Neal Salon in the Short North.
Acclaimed in the salon community, Jacob Neal has performed multiple tours of duty in the war against split ends from NYC to C-Bus. Every stylist at Jacob Neal's salon receives in-depth training from the beloved hair hero himself, which includes vision quests, blindfolded hair extensioning, and shampoo taste tests. You'll get to choose whether you want a master, senior, junior stylist managing your mane. Ladies can get their luscious locks cut and styled ($60 master, $50 senior, $35 junior), while their dudes get dappered in the next chair ($25–$40). Women experiencing a three-alarm follicle fire can call on the services of Jacob Neal himself for their haircut ($175). The salon also is quite adept at blow-dry styling ($20–$40), perms and relaxers ($85–$150), coloring ($50–$65), and highlighting ($50–$90/partial).
Jacob Neal's compact studio, with its high ceilings and brick interiors, will make you feel like you're in your own classy one-act play. That sophistication will be directly infused into every follicle, making the sloppiest of Ultimate Frisbee players feel like a cast member in a Broadway revival of The Philadelphia Story. For your convenience, it's recommended that you make your appointment one to two weeks in advance.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid for services only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.