What You'll Get
After years of unsuccessful attempts at inventing a two-wheeled form of propulsion, scientists finally realized the problem was that their prototypes were all screwed to the gymnasium floor. Achieve functional mobility with today's Groupon: for $999, you get an electric bicycle, a two-year warranty, and a rain cover at Jademark Technologies (a $1,428.99 value).
Jademark Technologies' battery-powered bicycles, or e-bikes, enable riders to zip through the city at speeds up to 32 km/h. Similar in appearance to a moped, the e-bike shuns gas in favour of batteries that, when fully charged, can propel bikes across distances of up to 100 kilometres. Batteries recharge while coasting, pedaling or braking, making the eco-friendly bikes far more feasible than walking to work or hitching rides from a series of windmills. Riders must be 16 years or older and don a bike helmet while riding but need not possess insurance, driver's licences, or plates. E-Bikes can travel most places bikes are permitted and may be parked at any bike rack. Additionally, Jademark Technologies offers a two-year warranty on e-bikes and a rain cover for protection from the ozone layer's tears of joy. For more information, peruse the FAQ page.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Valid in-store only. Extra fee for shipping. Must be 16 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.