Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon: for $129, you get a laser-genesis facial treatment at Jai Li Aesthetic & Wellness (a $375 value).

The licensed staff at Jai Li Aesthetic & Wellness pamper visages from within a tranquil, Asian-themed setting. The noninvasive laser-genesis treatment heats the upper dermis below the skin's surface, working to stimulate collagen regrowth and kick-start epidermal disco parties. For approximately 45–60 minutes, patients bathe in the heating sensation, which attempts to minimize fine facial wrinkles without the use of topical anesthetics or gel. Heat generated by the laser can help reduce the appearance of large pores, uneven skin textures, and scars, as well as potentially imbue facial muscles with super powers.