What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a comprehensive exam, digital x-rays, and a mouth cleaning with James Ellashek, DDS (a $198 total value). The devout dental professionals at Dr. James Ellashek's office provide state-of-the-art services for mouth bones in need. Chompers will be thoroughly examined (a $41 value) before they are chased down by the bicuspid paparazzi for digital x-rays (a $103 value). Each tooth is painstakingly cleaned, polished, and given a metaphorical lollipop before being sent out into the world, where they should avoid any more metaphorical lollipops.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.