What You'll Get
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it through today's Groupon: for $129 you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at James A. Pirolli, DDS (a $620 value).
James Pirolli and his friendly staff of tenacious gum guardians draw on their extensive tooth-retouching experience to keep smiles stunning and healthy. Give loyal meat mashers the gift of a Zoom! whitening treatment designed for safe, immediate shade-shifting. This efficient process involves the application of a scientifically formulated light-activated gel that begins working only after being touched by the beams from a proprietary Zoom! light or held against a leading brand of Flintstones night-light. Mouth-owners can kick back as the illuminating gel targets discoloration and upgrades each front tooth's sparkle wattage until it can double as a reading lamp on a camping trip. The entire Zoom! process takes place in-office, which means patients are exempt from additional take-home whitening regimens.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. 48hr cancellation notice required or $35 fee may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.