Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional bar mitzvah or traffic-court date. Today's Groupon spruces up dishabille gentlemen with casual and formal menswear at J.T. Vinson Clothiers. Choose between the following two options:
- For $350, you get four custom shirts and a tie (up to an $811 value).
- For $650, you get a custom suit, a custom shirt, and two ties (a $1,555 value).
The staff at J.T. Vinson Clothiers craft dapper duds that have been sported by such notable men as Billy Donovan, Urban Meyer, and seven other NCAA head coaches. Consult with a professional stylist with 17 years of experience while designing a Super 120s wool house-made suit, and choose from coat and trouser style options, including 30 types of fancy interior linings and several pocket variations. Shirts receive a monogrammed cuff treatment, allowing the owner to display the initials of his name or help him remember his ATM pin number. Shipping and handling can also be added for $15 per order.
J.T. Vinson Clothiers' team of seam dreamers advises clients on their wardrobe choices by keeping a log of past purchases and making suggestions that best complement physical build and shoulder parrots. A testament to their quality of work and ability to drink an entire keg of Earl Grey, the clothier has been commissioned to work with British tailors in London, teaching them the finer points of measuring and styling.