What You'll Get
Liposuction is the best way to remove fat that refuses to step into the crosshairs of a shrink ray. Fight fat with today’s Groupon for mini liposuction from Janis DiPietro, MD. Mini lipo features the same procedure as standard liposuction but on a smaller area. Choose between the following options:
- For $999, you get mini liposuction under the chin (a $2,500 value).
- For $1,399, you get mini liposuction on any one of the following areas (a $4,500 value):
- Lower abdomen
- Inner knees
- Inner thighs
- Outer thighs
- Bra bulge
- Back of the arms<p>
Dr. Janis DiPietro boasts certification from the American Board of Plastic Surgery and more than 20 years of experience. For mini liposuction, the doctor administers an oral sedative to numb the treatment area, rendering sessions more comfortable than backstroking through a pool full of feathers. The procedure itself, using a specialized suction machine, lasts for one hour, with an additional hour allotted for sedation beforehand and discharge instructions afterward. Patients can expect minimal pain—the equivalent of a bruise, and swelling goes away after three months or roughly 2,000 episodes of Dawson’s Creek.
After the outpatient procedure, clients leave the office with a prescription for painkillers to minimize any discomfort. Newly slim adults can return immediately to work or teaching lions to dance.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Must be 18 or older. New clients only. Valid only for select treatment areas. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Not recommended for those with diabetes. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.