Before dry cleaning was invented, gentlemen starched zoot suits and frilly tuxedo shirts by force-feeding them potatoes. Save spuds for human mouths with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry cleaning at Jay Dee Cleaners in Euclid.
Boasting more than six decades of waterless wardrobe-washing expertise, Jay Dee Cleaners de-dingifies grimy garments with state-of-the-art cleaning and pressing equipment. Bring in sweat-stained dress shirts ($1.90+), lipstick-marked suits ($10.05), and banana-bread-caked overalls ($12.25) to irrevocably remove spots, stains, and walnut crumbles from contaminated clothing. Jay Dee's also offers free pick-up and delivery, so mad lady scientists can get brain-stained blouses ($5.10), frankendresses ($10.80), and lab coats ($4.20) quickly cleaned without letting animal-human hybrids out of their sight.