What You'll Get
Like vengeful babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's deal: for $39, you get a silver detail package (an $89.95 value), or, for $12, you get a diamond car wash (a $29.95 value) at Jay Lee's Honda of Sumner, located in Sumner. The value of the silver detail package Groupon can also be applied toward upgraded detailing packages. In either case, additional charges may apply for oversized vehicles.
Though an authorized Honda dealership and service center, Jay Lee’s Honda of Sumner is staffed by certified professionals who specialize in selling, maintaining, and cleaning cars of any make and model. With a silver detail package ($89.95), driving machines from every car subculture are cleansed of layers of gas mileage-dampening ectoplasm and restored to their state of original purification as careful cleaners minutely attend to each vehicle's exoskeleton—washing, drying, and waxing it by hand. Windows are wiped down inside and out, tires are scrubbed and dressed, and the carpets and seats are vacuumed down with the impeccable attention of an elephant cracking peanuts. Tires, meanwhile, are cleaned and dressed in adorable sailor suits. Motorists who prefer a ceremonial car bath that involves fewer semi-precious metals and more valuable gems can opt for the diamond car wash ($29.95) instead, which includes a hand wash and dry, an interior vacuum, a window cleaning, and a Blue Coral express wax, plus Rain-X for the windshield and Black Magic car care product for turning the tires into licorice candy.
Cars are fun for driving and even more fun for pushing into deep chasms. Cleaning cars, however, is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of one's life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for them. Leave it to the professionals with today's Groupon to Jay Lee’s Honda of Sumner and clean the lint off your car from carrying it around in your pocket for too long.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per vehicle. Valid for purchased option only. By appointment only. Additional charge may be applied for XL vehicles. Tax and gratuity not included. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.