What You'll Get
Like vengeful babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car-whisperer with today's deal: you get a car detail or wash at Jay Lee's Honda of Sumner. Purchase one of the following Groupons:
- For $12, you get a diamond car wash (a $29.95 value).
- For $75, you get a gold detail package (a $199.95 value).
The value of the Groupon for the gold detail package can also be applied toward an upgraded detailing package. In either case, additional charges may apply for oversized vehicles, tour vans, and fringed surreys.
Though Jay Lee’s Honda of Sumner is an authorized dealer of the Honda line of automobiles, its immaculate service center is staffed by certified professionals who specialize in selling, maintaining, and cleaning cars of any make and model. For the gold detail package ($199.95), driving machines from every car subculture are cleansed of layers of gas-mileage-dampening ectoplasm and restored to their state of original purification, as careful cleaners minutely attend to each vehicle's exoskeleton—washing and drying it by hand, and waxing it with Blue Coral wax. Windows are wiped down both inside and out and applied with RainX, and the carpets, dash, leather, vinyl, and seats are cleaned and conditioned with meticulous attention to detail. Tires, meanwhile, are sudsed, scrubbed, and dressed in adorable sailor suits.
Motorists who prefer a ceremonial car bath that involves fewer semi-precious metals and more valuable gems can opt for the diamond car wash ($29.95) instead, which includes a hand wash and dry of the auto's exterior, a vacuum cleaning of the interior, a window cleaning, and a Blue Coral express wax. Additionally, both services offer bedazzled driving machines an injection of Rain-X for the windshield and Black Magic car-care product for turning the tires into licorice candy before they are driven off the lot.
Cars are fun for driving and even more fun for pushing into deep chasms. Cleaning cars, however, is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of one's life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for them. Leave it to the professionals with today's Groupon to Jay Lee’s Honda of Sumner and clean the lint off your car from carrying it around in your pocket for too long.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. For car wash: limit 1/vehicle. For detail: limit 1/person. Valid for purchased option only. Additional charge may be applied for XL vehicles. Tax and gratuity not included. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.