What You'll Get
If left untamed, natural beauty releases a potent musk that attracts wild-eyed stallions, aggressive landscape photographers, and packs of feral Fabios. Subdue sublime scents with today's Groupon: for $35, you get two separate visits of lawn care services on up to 1 acre of land from Jc Total LLC, serving any residence or business within 30 miles of the 32257 zip code. Today's Groupon must be used over the course of two visits.
Jc Total LLC maintains both the curb and financial appeal of properties with outdoor-maintenance services. Today’s Groupon nets two lawn-care visits, good for up to 1 acre of service ($35 each) . During each visit, lawn barbers let loose to mow the grass, trim the hedges, clean up the edges, and literally eat the weeds. The team finishes the effort with a blow-away cleanup for the yard and a coat of Total Vegetation Killer for cracked concrete paving, which smites all manner of weeds and dandelions from paved surfaces and mercifully spares Mother Nature’s natural asphalt treasures. Fully licensed, bonded, and insured by the all the proper authorities, Jc Total LLC has also been cleared to race riding mowers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must redeem across 2 visits, limit 1 acre per visit. New clients only. Valid only within 30mi of 32257 zip code. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About JC Total
JC Total’s technicians spruce up indoor and outdoor spaces with landscaping and housecleaning services. They specialize in keeping yards and gardens green, layering flowerbeds with mulch and installing irrigation systems. Inside, cleaners scour communal areas such as kitchens and sleeping pods and take to commercial spaces with vacuums and mops to ensure offices sparkle.