Modern humans are aging more slowly than previous generations, a fact that scientists attribute to both the decreased amount of soot in the air and the declining effectiveness of gypsy curses. Keep up this winning streak with today’s Groupon: for $65, you get an Epicuren facial from Jeannie Rogers at The Canyon Salon in Westlake Village (a $135 value).
Armed with the metadermabolic enzymes of the Epicuren line, Jeannie Rogers cleanses and rejuvenates facial epidermises for men and women seeking pore evacuation and care beyond the bounds of ordinary products. She’ll kick off the 55-minute facial with an exfoliating, cinnamon hot peel that removes dead skin cells before they rise to feast upon the live ones. Next, two enzyme and protein masks forcibly evict any toxins they find to leave skin firm and subtly aglow. Finally, Jeannie massages the neck, shoulders, and hands to loosen the painful cramps from overly apathetic shrugs. Throughout the facial, you’ll get to bask in the white-marble reception desk and glass chandeliers of The Canyon Salon’s sleek, minimalist studio, which showcases the designing talents of Castlevania-born Takara Belmont.
3693 E. Thousand Oaks Blvd.
Westlake Village, California 91362Get Directions