Mechanics souped up the earliest horseless carriages by filling them with premium oats and lovingly grooming their spoilers. Spur your steed toward the horizon with today’s Groupon: for $27, you get an oil-change and exterior-wash package at Jenner Chevrolet Corvette Buick GMC (a $54.95 value). The package includes:

• Oil change with up to 5 litres of standard oil
• Car wash
  
  

An oil change with synthetic oil is available for an additional charge; today’s deal is not valid toward diesel oil.

Jenner Chevrolet Corvette Buick GMC’s highly trained technicians ensure that cars remain in the shippest of shapes via detailed maintenance services. Up to 5 litres of fresh standard oil take up new residence inside inner workings, and filters clogged with hummus and debris get swapped out for new ones. Horseless-buggy-whisperers pore over cars from tip to trunk as they conduct a multipoint inspection that tests vehicular safety and makes sure essential systems remain in working order. A lubrication service quiets creaky chassis, and depleted windshield-washer fluid rejoices as its stores are replenished. Jenner staffers then slip on their washing mitts to gussy up carriage exoskeletons with a manual laundering. Wielding brushes and hoses, scrubbers employ elbow grease to rid car covers of grime, dirt, and “Clean Me” proclamations.