A diner’s oversize booths and oversize pies have long been a beacon of hope for teens dumped after prom and frowny clowns looking for new novelty-size props. Take refuge in the crispy crust of an old-fashioned eatery with today’s Groupon: for $13, you get a meal for two at Jerry’s Restaurant in Paris (up to a $26.55 total value).

The meal includes:

• Appetizer (up to a $6.99 value)
• Two entrees (up to a $7.99 value each)
• Two drinks (up to $3.58 value)<p>

Since 1961, the cooks at Jerry’s Restaurant have been dishing out a menu of homestyle fare, serving country-fried meats and high-stacked burgers and sandwiches alongside 15 homemade vegetable dishes. Fingers bench-press appetizers such as the potato skins stuffed with cheddar cheese and bacon ($6.19) into mouths, or flit from saucy buffalo chicken strips to mozzarella sticks to onion rings in the combo platter ($6.99). Diners can fill bellies with hearty entrees such as the lightly breaded country-fried steak smothered in country gravy ($6.59) or the hawaiian-style ham steaks donning pineapple rings and a care-free grass skirt ($6.59). Taste buds high-five as the Texas cheeseburger barrels onto tables wielding an onion-ring lasso alongside a posse of cheddar cheese, bacon, and barbecue sauce ($4.89).