Commuting via sailboat has a number of advantages: there are no traffic jams, there are no hitchhikers with hooks for teeth, and if you hit a deer it's definitely the deer's fault. Hone natural reflections with today's Groupon: for $75, you get three hours of sailing for up to three people from Jersey Coastal Adventures in Forked River (up to a $150 value).

Helmed by U.S. Coast Guard–licensed Captain David Basile, the 35-foot, sloop-rigged North Star yacht zips passengers through Barnegat Bay, reaching speeds of up to 7 knots. Certified by the American Red Cross in CPR and first aid, Captain Dave skillfully masters the helm, giving yachters the option to test their wind-wrangling aptitude and the strength of their sea arms by lending a hand on deck. Dawn treaders can choose to embark on a midmorning light-air sail (10 a.m.–1 p.m.), or an afternoon strong-air sail (2 p.m.–5 p.m.), and romantics can enjoy picturesque sunsets, moonrises, and glimpses of were-fish during the sunset sail (6 p.m.–9 p.m.). Each sailing adventure offers complimentary soft drinks and water, though passengers are encouraged to bring their own adult beverages and picnic baskets.