Pizza is a mathematical paradox; diners subtract fractional slices from the whole until a rounding error leads to the theoretical ingestion of irrational cheese quantities. Derive value from pi with this Groupon.
$14 for a Pizza Meal ($27.94 Total Value)
- One Eight-Corner Pizza with Four Toppings (a $21.95 value)
- One large order of Jet’s bread (a $5.99 value)
Specializing in thick, Sicilian–style deep-dish pizza, Jet's has indulged palates since 1978, when the eponymous Jetts brothers opened the first joint in Sterling Heights, Michigan. Crusts buckle under the weight of mozzarella cheese and toppings such as grilled chicken and black olives, accompanied by sides such as hot wings, cinnamon sticks, or Jet's Bread topped with cheese, garlic, and butter. Stacks of meat and veggies pile onto piping-hot subs, and a variety of healthy salads helps to avoid the wrath of the Food Pyramid's ancient golems armed with giant wooden tongs.