Nail polish was invented around 3000 BC in ancient China—a fact that's doubly remarkable considering that human fingernails were only invented last year. Celebrate this admirable foresight with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get a 14-day manicure at JeuneEve Esthetics on Rideau Street (a $51 value, taxes included). JeuneEve pampers peace-seeking clientele with a full scale spa service menu administered by a friendly staff of experienced aestheticians. Finger-points undergo space-age remodelling with the Gelish soak-off polish treatment, which promises to perform like a lasting gel, apply like a fluid polish, and bark like a domesticated lion. Partake in two straight weeks of digit tip gleams without a semblance of chipping, cracking, or peeling with a coat that cures in mere moments and frees patrons from the salon within an hour. Beautifying provisions from JeuneEve's retail stash can be purchased with a 20% discount on the day of manicure.

Gelish nail polish is designed to be removed at the salon. Do not attempt to peel.