Like an overwound grandfather clock, tense bodies can damage their internal gears and accidentally shoot torso pendulums at house cats. Keep your body ticking smoothly with today's Groupon: for $139, you get a spa package for two that features a 30-minute foot scrub, a 60-minute Swedish massage, a 60-minute facial, beverages, and pastries, plus 10% off any Clayton Shagal collagen product at Jimmy Joseph Lux Spa & Studio in Glendale (a $300 value).
Jimmy Joseph Lux Spa & Studio invigorates and rejuvenates stressed and knotted soul sacks with a lavish array of somatosensory experiences. Perfect for parents, a mother-daughter duo, or a father-son team who stole someone's Mother's Day gift, the pampering package begins in the relaxation room. There, stressed soles and overworked foot-stems will be massaged and polished with a scrub made from Dead Sea salt as the dyad savors sparkling beverages and gourmet pastries from Sweets Unlimited. Next, twosomes can surrender bone costumes to the miracle-working fingers of a professional muscle mender, who will wring away the daily tension caused by rush-hour traffic and exploding highway off-ramps. The 60-minute Swedish massage includes a rich body butter and aromatherapy customized with a choice of eight aromas, such as jasmine, cool citrus basil, warm vanilla, and eucalyptus.
Finally, guests can purge their facial pores with an hour-long Clayton Shagal french-canadian collagen facial. Expert aestheticians will dote over every inch of your countenance like a magical elf on an equally magical zamboni, working with a gentle milk cleanser, hot-towel treatment, exfoliation, and a purifying mask until the face is smooth enough to slip on and injure your tailbone. After Jimmy Joseph's staff is through pampering you in one of its six luxury treatment rooms, customers can apply a 10% discount toward the purchase of any Clayton Shagal collagen product for further at-home indulgence.
Jimmy Joseph Lux Spa
Though housed in an expansive 1,500-square-foot facility, Jimmy Joseph Lux Spa is an intimate, stress-free oasis—one where aestheticians and massage therapists slow time and dissipate anxieties with long, flowing strokes and renewing scrubs. Before entering one of six private treatment rooms, guests cool down with a drink from the complimentary-beverage bar and can let their senses guide them to the aromatherapy-relaxation room, where flower and essential-oil scents pervade the air.
The cross-sensory revelry continues in the treatment rooms, whose soft lights and plush massage tables set the stage for facials, sea-salt scrubs, and couples massages that call a truce to thumb wars over the TV remote. The spacious spa also houses a clothing-and-accessories boutique where a strong dose of retail therapy further calms the mind as eyes peruse chic jewelry, handbags, and candles.