Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Thwart attempts at self-sabotage with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a two-month general gym membership and unlimited fitness classes at Jimmy Lee’s Total Fitness (a $360 value).
Jimmy Lee’s sculpts patrons into life-size action figures by holding more than 20 group classes a week and by providing 24-hour access to such amenities as weight training and cardio equipment. Under the aegis of Jimmy Lee’s friendly fitness gurus, bands of intrepid health seekers can blast abs, learn about nutrition, or lose pounds to the Latin dance-inspired rhythms of Zumba. Gym members can show up for a class without signing up beforehand, or they can use the 20,000-square-foot facility’s dedicated dance, racquetball, and boxing areas to practice punching holes in space-time. Jimmy Lee’s morning and evening child-care service helps parents and bald zillionaires who care for scrappy young orphans fit necessary workouts into their busy schedules.