Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Refresh your skin suit with today’s Groupon to JMisko Surgical Design MD. Choose from the following options:
- For $199, you get a three week HCG weight-loss program (a $550 value).
- For $319, you get a six week of HCG weight-loss program (an $875 value).
- For $49, you get three Slimdome weight-loss sessions (a $120 value).
- For $85, you get six Slimdome weight-loss sessions (a $240 value).
In JMisko Surgical Design MD’s sleek, ivory-colored reception room, clients sit back on bumblebee-yellow seats to ponder Slimdome sessions or HCG weight-loss treatments administered by Dr. Justin D. Misko’s highly trained team. HCG treatments begin with a consultation in which Dr. Misko tailors the program to body composition, desired results, and preference for Technicolor or Eastmancolor. The staff load syringes with an HCG-based elixir infused with B vitamins, which aims to unleash energy from cellular fat stores, suppress diet, and increase energy. In combination with a low-calorie diet and daily viewings of ’90s Oprah episodes, weight loss can average 20–30 pounds over a three- to six-week program.
Inside the Slimdome, harmless infrared energy activates sweat glands, inducing three times more sweat than a traditional sauna while maintaining cooler temperatures. In just 40 minutes, fat incinerators can burn up to 600 calories, improve skin tone, and boost the immune system’s defense against marauding bacteria sailing over from nearby stacks of dimes.
HCG has not been demonstrated to be effective therapy in the treatment of obesity. Potential side effects include anaphylactic reactions, as well as side effects resulting from low caloric intake. Learn more about HCG.
JMisko Surgical Design MD
Along with graduating at the top of his class at Chadron State College and earning his MD from the University of Nebraska Medical Center, Dr. Justin Misko delved into aesthetic medicine through a specialized training program. At JMisko Surgical Design MD, he now leads a team of nurse practitioners, physician assistants, registered nurses, a medical aesthetician, and a licensed massage therapist. For skin surfaces, spa services evacuate impurities with body scrubs, UV-free tanning, and facial treatments. A health, wellness and weight-loss sector approaches holistic physical needs with hormone-replacement therapy, cleanses, and nutritional therapy. To round out their medically minded repertoire, the physician supervised staffers specialize in hair restoration, injecting B12 to support weight-loss regimes, liquid-lift fillers to obscure wrinkles, or flesh-colored wite-out to redact stray marks from a permanent marker.