What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour Swedish massage from Jo Ann Hunt (up to a $60 value).
Skilled therapist Jo Ann Hunt aims to diminish bodily aches with a full slate of soothing services, bolstered by years of experience as a registered nurse and a regional representative board member to the Texas Association of Massage Therapists. During the one-hour Swedish massage, Hunt employs long, flowing hand movements to alleviate stress and knots from muscles and overworked necklace chains. Tapping and shaking motions coerce pent-up tension to flee its corporeal lair and promote relations throughout the entire body and mind. The gentle pampering also kneads musculature, helps cultivate healthy nerves, and encourages circulation to move as smoothly as a bobsled coated in butter.
Though Jo Ann Hunt offers a discounted rate to new clients, this Groupon still represents the best deal available for new and returning clients.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.