A jellyfish's handshake is simultaneously weak and poisonous, which is why it seldom makes good first impressions. Avoid the jellyfish effect by donning new duds with today's Groupon to Jody G, located in Virginia Beach. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get $50 worth of jewelry and accessories.
• For $50, you get $100 worth of boutique apparel.

Jody G outfits humans and mannequins with contemporary, high-end threads and baubles. The ever-changing stock, like a shoebox filled with baking soda, keeps closets fresh; recent offerings include stylish separates and modern dresses from Bailey 44 ($49+). Vintage looks get a jolt of contemporary influence in Sanctuary's line, draping figures in cozy sweaters and trim trousers in eye-catching colors ($86+). An air of eclectic Bohemia permeates the breezy and bold sweaters, jackets, and dresses from Joie ($108+), its garments affecting a modern panache. Meanwhile, brand names such as Rebecca Taylor, Halston Heritage, and Genetic Denim can balance out faces tattooed with Minor League Baseball logos.

Neglected appendages can find fashionable relief in Jody G's jewelry offerings. Colorful natural stones take a starring role in Kendra Scott's line of colorful, distinctive cocktail rings set off by ornate cuffs ($60+). Anyone burying a mummified pet rock can accessorize its tomb with B.U. Jewelry's earrings, necklaces, and rings made with sterling silver and gold vermeil ($42+).