Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon to end the charade. For $15, you get $35 worth of dry cleaning and other services at Joe May Valet Cleaners, a Better Business Bureau accredited operation with four locations in and around Atlanta/Decatur.

Joe May Valet Cleaners can handle any sort of dry-cleaning emergency, including coffee spills, marauding meatballs, and red-wine fights. The cleaning technology at Joe May Valet is silent, deadly, and not currently part of Skynet, ensuring that your valuable wardrobe will be plasma-burn free, cleaned, and folded with state-of-the-art techniques. Prices depend on material and sizing, with most men's shirts ranging from $1.75–$1.95, women's blouses from $5.95–$6.95, pants from $5.00–$6.95, and suits and dresses from $10.25–$12.15. Larger items such as comforters ($30–$45) are priced individually. Leather and fur can be cleaned as well, provided that they are not still on the animal.

Traditional machine washers and dryers can wear out your business separates and favorite travel-ready evening gowns, stripping away buttons, color, and sequins in their churning, cavernous jaws. Conversely, dry cleaning protects your investment in upscale clothing and keeps your favorite worn-in pieces from falling apart in the wash. This Groupon is not valid for delivery services.