What You'll Get
Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science-project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $70, you get two 50-minute relaxation massages from Joel Tull at The Human Touch in Greensboro (a $140 value). The two massages can be split between two people, or one customer can redeem the massages over one or two visits.
Licensed massage therapist Joel Tull has been mending much-used muscles for more than 30 years, having utilized his skills at the Olympic games and numerous World Track & Field Championships. When challenged by tense-torsoed, languorous-limbed bodies, Tull responds by performing expertly executed 50-minute massages. Customers can stop in at the massagery and relax while multifaceted fingers tap into muscular knots and sinewy sore spots, relieving the aches and pains caused by moving furniture or wrestling professors for their knowledge.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. 2hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 of Groupon price may apply. New clients only. Must use in 2 visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Joel Tull
Joel Tull’s experienced hands have massaged the knots out of professional dancers from the New York City Ballet and athletes at the Sydney Olympics. He sets up shop inside a cozy room with plenty of potted plants, and a fireplace that can be lit upon request. Joel’s vast knowledge in massage therapy is shared with the masses during workshops across the country and in Russia, Italy, Australia, and Mars.