What You'll Get
Give a man a steak, and he eats for a day; teach him to grill, and he ruins your credit score after countless trips to the Weber outlet. Fix your short-term craving for char-grilled delights with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of grilled eats and drinks at Joe's Steakhouse & Grill, located in the heart of downtown Fresno.
With an Old West atmosphere and grill-centric menu, Joe's rounds up hunger, ropes it, and brands it "V" for vanquished. Sandwiches, burgers, and char-grilled delectables offer lunch and dinner eaters a meaty respite from the vegetation-laden workaday world. Bovinophiles can swoon over the Philly cheese sandwich, a pile of tender, marinated pulled beef cheese-bathing on a ciabatta lounge chair ($8.95), or the Cowboy Burger smothered in barbecue sauce and topped with bacon, onion rings, and melted pepper jack ($9.95). With Joe's signature steak menu, committed carnivores can sink canines into an array of cow slabs portioned to all manner of appetites, from the 6-ounce ranch steak ($12.95) to the 20-ounce porterhouse ($30.95). All steaks are served with warm bread, soup or salad, sautéed veggies, and choice of baked potato, mashed potatoes, or rice pilaf.
For those who avoid chomping on four-hooved friends, Joe's has a number of tasty alternatives. Several crisp salads feature organic spring mix, and the animal-less Veggie Delight sandwich is a cornucopia of avocado, cucumber, romaine lettuce, tomato, and alfalfa ($8.95). The zingy shrimp cocktail invites food anthropologists to an excavation through flavor strata of diced avocado, tomato, cilantro, green onion, and rich cocktail sauce ($9.95), and the chicken alfredo ($12.95) and grilled salmon ($15.95) strong-arm taste buds into excusing the occasional bag of Funyuns.
This Groupon is not valid toward lunch buffet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per table, 2 for table of 4 or more. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid towards lunch buffet or with any other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.