According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, humans cannot attain self-actualization without first tending to such basic physiological needs as water, sleep, and chicken wings. Achieve overall fulfillment with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of pub fare and nonalcoholic drinks at Johnny Malloy's Sports Pub in Lakewood.
The culinary technicians at Johnny Malloy's Sports Pub dish out a menu of palate-pleasing game-day specialties. Warm up injury-prone teeth with a quintet of wings ($4.25) in one of 15 flavors, from mild-mannered Texas sweet to saucy hot garlic buffalo. Carnivorous canines can chomp at the Malloy classic, a half-pound patty cloaked in melted swiss and sautéed mushrooms ($7.99) or a succulent half slab of ribs ($11.99). The mexican pizza, a dough disk painted in taco sauce, two cheeses, tortilla chips, and a multitude of south-of-the-border fixings ($12.99+), transports diners to the guacamole-paved streets of Cancun. A slice of creamy cheesecake ($3.99) sweetens the dessert menu.
The Irish-themed sports sanctuary courts patrons with 68 televisions, making Johnny Malloy’s the place to catch a basketball game, a baseball game, or a mascot-resistant strain of sports fever.