What You'll Get
According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, humans cannot attain self-actualization without first tending to such basic physiological needs as water, sleep, and chicken wings. Achieve overall fulfillment with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of pub fare and nonalcoholic drinks at Johnny Malloy's Sports Pub in Lakewood.
The culinary technicians at Johnny Malloy's Sports Pub dish out a menu of palate-pleasing game-day specialties. Warm up injury-prone teeth with a quintet of wings ($4.25) in one of 15 flavors, from mild-mannered Texas sweet to saucy hot garlic buffalo. Carnivorous canines can chomp at the Malloy classic, a half-pound patty cloaked in melted swiss and sautéed mushrooms ($7.99) or a succulent half slab of ribs ($11.99). The mexican pizza, a dough disk painted in taco sauce, two cheeses, tortilla chips, and a multitude of south-of-the-border fixings ($12.99+), transports diners to the guacamole-paved streets of Cancun. A slice of creamy cheesecake ($3.99) sweetens the dessert menu.
The Irish-themed sports sanctuary courts patrons with 68 televisions, making Johnny Malloy’s the place to catch a basketball game, a baseball game, or a mascot-resistant strain of sports fever.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per table, 2 per table of 5 or more. Not valid for the purchase of alcohol. Dine-in only. Valid only at Lakewood location. No cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.