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Reviewed November 19, 2012
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What You'll Get
Patios serve as protective barriers between our world and the thieving hordes of gnomes who build underground nests out of half-deflated basketballs and stolen sprinkler nozzles. Launch a preemptive strike against backyard pilferers with today’s Groupon: for $2,995, you get a 20'x20' mortared flagstone patio with natural Texas-blend flagstone from John's Landscaping, which services San Antonio (a $5,500 value).
The crack flagstone artists at John's create inviting stone patios for rollicking outdoor barbeques or sedate, al fresco relaxation year round. Made with top-quality natural Texas-blend flagstone, the 400-square-foot patios are built according to specification, beautifying backyards with simple rectangular designs or pixilated monuments to gone but not forgotten 16-bit microprocessors. A choice of natural or high-gloss stone sealer keeps water from spoiling pristine stonework while ensuring an attractive patio surface. John and his crew carry out every step from the initial consultation to the final touches, leaving subpar subcontractors to fight over coveted octopus-garden gigs.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for residential clients. Valid for San Antonio residents. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About John’s Landscaping
Since 1995, John and his staff of landscaping and masonry professionals have enriched gardens and patios across San Antonio with custom-designed flagstone work and adroitly trimmed plants and trees. The team employs no subcontractors or salespeople, ensuring that contact with their staff remains direct and unmediated by middlemen or monkeys in the middle. Outdoor lighting installation illuminates skillfully designed decks, and landscaping services help keep the view from the patio scenic all year.