Unlike the existence of the Easter Bunny, the existence of dust bunnies can’t be disproved by a spoilsport older sibling. Rid your residence of all-too-real dust varmints with today’s Groupon: for $61, you get three hours of premium house cleaning from Jolivette Cleaning Service (a $159 value for a one- or two-story home). This Groupon is valid for residences located within a 50-mile radius of the 77002 zip code.
Jolivette Cleaning Services' licensed, bonded, and insured tidy-uppers transform abodes with meticulous scrubbing services. During the marathon three-hour premium residential cleaning, a dirt-fighting warrior attacks floor-inhabiting filth with a mop, broom, vacuum, and a sudsy carpet shampoo. Overworked kitchens get a full makeover when a tidying technician scours countertops, scrubs grime from oven, microwave, and stove exteriors, and washes the sink's dirty mouth out with soap. A skilled cleaning genie scrupulously sanitizes bathroom surfaces from the toilet to the rubber ducky–infested bathtub.
The professional company spicks and spans domiciles from 7:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Monday–Friday, Saturdays from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., and on Sundays from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., the same hours kept by most rotary-phone repairmen.