In the Old West, cowboys rode into town to have a glass of whiskey at the town saloon, heckle the thieves in the stockades, and exfoliate their rugged mugs with the sheriff’s spurs. Saddle up for modern shaping up with today’s Groupon to Jon’Ric International Salon and Day Spa on Montgomery Boulevard. Choose from one of the following options:

• For $22, you get a full set of acrylic pink and white nails (a $45 value).
• For $25, you get a keratin express blowout treatment (a $55 value).
• For $25, you get an Igora Color10 treatment (a $55 value).

Clients can stride sprightly into Jon’Ric’s polished, roomy environment and let the experienced hair wranglers and nail whisperers treat weary follicles and cute-but-obstinate cuticles to one of three restorative treatments. During the keratin blowout, a mixture of hair-nourishing ingredients heal sickly frizz and leave frocks feeling silky and strong, while the Igora Color10 treatment provides a gorgeously tinted alternative for natural blonds, brunettes, or camouflages in a mere 10 minutes. Those who choose the full acrylic nail set will emerge from Jon’Ric with the enhanced digital powers of a pink- and white-painted battalion of aesthetically ascendant letter openers.