What You'll Get
If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives one crime-fighting superpowers. Achieve a superhuman smoothness that must be used for good and never for evil with today's deal at Jon'Ric International Medical Spa & Salon in Edmond. Choose from the following options:
For $99, you get six laser treatments on the lips, chin, side burns, or toes (up to a $750 value).
For $99, you get three laser treatments on the underarms, back or front of neck, bikini outline, or women's abs (up to a $675 value).
For $149, you get one laser treatment on the chest, upper or lower back, men's abs, both lower legs, both upper legs, or a Brazilian (up to a $600 value).
Using the innovative Alma Soprano XLi Laser, operated exclusively by a doctor or trained physician's assistant, each of Jon'Ric’s treatments deliver a one-two punch of tender, yet effective, depilation. Despite their comically mismatched approach to police work, the by-the-book gold-standard laser and laid-back In-Motion technology cooperate to clean up the body’s hair-infested streets. Much like the scrunchie, In-Motion is a breakthrough in hair-reduction technology, combining concurrent cooling with a gradual amp in the beam's therapeutic temperature, making treatment more comfortable for the patient and goodbye easier for the follicles. This, along with the skin saber's fast-moving reputation, makes hair reduction quick and virtually painless, and the Soprano is the first zapper to offer such effecting reduction without numbing agents such as anesthesia, gels, or numbing back-to-back viewings of Flubber.
Alma Soprano XLi technology is effective for hair of all pigments and skin of all types, ranging from “cartoon character after a TNT explosion” to the ghoulishly sallow pallor of the undead. Several treatments are required to fully eradicate unwanted hair, so grab extra Groupons to fully treat medium- and large-size areas such as the underarms, legs, or an ever-nagging pompom tail.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person for 6 treatment option. Limit 2 per person for 3 treatment option. Limit 3 per person for 1 treatment option. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must use all treatments on same area. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Jon'Ric International Medical Spa
Physicians, aestheticians, and massage therapists all lend their respective talents to Jon'Ric International Medical Spa, helping put clients at ease and address their health and wellness concerns. Armed with the latest laser technology, injectable dermal fillers, and fractional skin-resurfacing technology, the medical staffers use their extensive training to halt Father Time’s wrinkling rampage. Massage therapists employ everything from hot stones to deep-tissue modalities to soothe stress-laden musculature. To uproot hairs, aestheticians use hard and strip waxes, sugaring techniques, and Nufree applications, which can gently remove unwanted fuzz from sensitive skin or easily bruised peaches.