A diner's oversize booths and oversize pies have long been a beacon of hope for teens dumped after prom and frowny clowns looking for new novelty-size props. Take refuge in the crispy crust of an old-fashioned eatery with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of casual American fare at Jo's Diner in Brandon.
With its bright yellow walls festooned with photographs of old movie stars and its griddles crammed with a bevy of eats, Jo's Diner sates hungry stomachs and nostalgia needs in equal measure. Hits from the '50s and '60s stream from a retro jukebox as diners housed in red padded booths slurp malts and shakes ($3.50) or catapult juicy bacon cheeseburgers ($7.50) through onion rings ($3.50) held by their companions during riveting games of fried-food soccer.
The breakfast menu, served all day, sticks three wise-cracking pancakes with a pair of egg roommates, resulting in hilarious pratfalls when a bacon, ham, or sausage guest star is thrown into the mix ($5.50).