Aside from warming our brains and framing our faces, hair provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Treat breeze detectors right with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of haircut services from Ashlee at Joseph’s Hair Designs.

Joseph’s Hair Designs ensures its stylists stay au courant with the latest techniques for crafting chic new looks to flatter all kinds of faces. Attentive stylist Ashlee begins with a consultation to assess her clients' most fondly held hairstyle wishes before cleansing tresses and artfully shaping overgrown locks into keratin-based masterpieces ($18 for men; $30 for women). Joseph’s mane tamers employ Enzo Bonaffini's Bloom Shear, an exclusive three-bladed scissor that gives tresses a fashionable straight-razor sheared look while decreasing time spent on blowouts and otherwise forcing hair to say uncle. Clients may schedule any additional treatments, including color, weave, or blow-dry services, at a 15% discount, ensuring hair looks its best for your world-record attempt at longest french-braiding conga line.