After properly cooking a lobster, its once-brown exoskeleton turns bright red, letting chefs know that it's both ready to serve and profoundly embarrassed for showing up without pants. Make a meal of deliciously mortified seafood with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of seafood fare and drinks at Joseph’s On The Water in Hallandale Beach.
Fresh seafood and 100 feet of sweeping ocean-side views greet visitors to Joseph’s On The Water. Diners can tie their sea vessels up at the restaurant's attached dock, bidding their shirtless, shoeless dolphin friends adieu before checking out a sweeping menu of sea-culled delights. Premeal nosh such as the oysters Rockefeller, which mixes creamed spinach and Pernod under a hollandaise roof ($8.95), preps tastebuds for their aquatic degustation, while the seafood kabob skewers swordfish, shrimp, bell peppers, and onions ($23.95). Terrestrial grub includes a fresh gorgonzola salad, tossed with onions, garlic, oil and vinegar, and gorgonzola cheese ($10.95), as well as baby back ribs slow-roasted in house barbeque sauce ($18.95). A cabaret-style piano bar hosts live entertainment nightly, bringing guests soulful notes to sweeten their eats and elegant sips of wine.
- We finally found a good restaurant on the water in Hallandale Beach. Make sure to ask for a table outside; then, enjoy the view of the Intracoastal. Service is friendly; prices are fair; food is good and portions are large. – WorldlyTraveler44, TripAdvisor
- Beautiful view. Great food. Excellent service. – OpenTable reviewer who dined on 2/23/2011