Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Reward your teeth for their evolutionary altruism with today's Groupon for dental services with Joshua P. Weintraub, D.D.S. in Stevenson. Choose between two options:

• For $59, you get an exam, cleaning, and x-rays (up to a $212 value).
• For $120, you get a custom whitening treatment (a $550 value).

Joshua Weintraub employs sophisticated technology and services to fill the world with more radiant smiles. A single, hour-long visit includes a thorough cleaning to shoo away plaque and un-flossable pie residue (an $80 value), as well as a molar-to-molar exam to assess gum-gem’s condition (a $75 value), and may include x-rays based on the patient's history (a $57 value). All new clients are required to have x-rays upon their first visit.

Teeth-whitening treatments can last up to five years, with separate custom-fitted bleaching trays for upper and lower teeth imbuing a more pearlescent sheen even amidst fervent secret diary devouring sessions. This procedure is completed in two visits: a 30-minute session to make customer impression trays, and a second 15- to 30-minute visit to give recipients their whitening materials.

No matter what the treatment, tusk-troubled patrons can relax amid the practice’s soothing confines. The office's amiable staff strives to replicate the comforts of home, with ceiling-mounted TVs and headphones to keep eyes occupied, neck pillows to soothe aching face-mounts, and blankets to cozily curb meandering lower-bodies.

Teeth-whitening treatment is valid for patrons aged 18 and older.

Reviews

Demandforce reviewers give Joshua P. Weintraub, D.D.S. a five-star average:

• excellent service, very professional and friendly staff – peterm
• everything was great, prompt, courteous and professional – samuelp