Due to the holiday weekend, today’s deal will run through Monday.
Sometimes the hardest part of life is the anxiety of not knowing. A psychic reading can change that. If you find out in advance that you're going to lose your savings in a bad investment, you can answer that nagging question: "Should I keep this job, or should I finally start work on that time-traveling cybernetic robot I've been thinking about so I can program it to tell my child-self to invest in lucrative pizza futures instead?" Life is better with answers, good or bad.
Psychic readings are the premier fortune-telling technology; other methods (demanding that the mirror tell you the future, weather blimps, feeding African benge poison to a chicken and reading its corpse, fortune cookies, regular cookies, etc.) are highly inaccurate. But don't go to just any psychic, go to the best. Read on to see why Joshua the Psychic is the man to see.
Today's Groupon for a 45-minute psychic reading with Joshua the Psychic is only $45 (half off the $90 value). Whether you're a skeptic or not, at some point you’ve probably been curious about what it would be like to have your fortune read. Well if there was ever a time to try it out, it's when fortunes are half-off. Get your reading in-person at 949 Columbus Ave. or over the telephone—your choice.
The 45-minute session, or The Regular, is perfect for first-time hearers of the future. It includes an astrological report and analysis, and a post-reading Q&A segment. Joshua only relays information he thinks will be helpful, so those who are afraid of their future should feel comfortable trying this out. Learn more about what happens during a psychic reading on Joshua's FAQ page.
Joshua began his psychic career when he was 17 and working with the best at The Original Tremont Tearoom in Boston. He specializes in using tarot, astrology, handwriting, and dream analysis.
- "He is as sweet as a cherry pie (but far more personable), and takes great pleasure and pride in his astrology and knowledge of the cards—which seems to exceed what most people learn in four years of college."
- "He does manage to conjure a few eerie details out of nowhere."
The New York Daily News has also interviewed Joshua. He told the paper a fascinating story of running into a woman whose fortune he'd read. She said, "You're Joshua the Psychic! You told me that I was going to marry some guy I knew in second grade and I thought you were crazy, but I'm married to him today."
While Groupon doesn't endorse marrying second-graders, if you're going to do it, at least you should have ample time to prepare yourself. Get your Groupon!