$39 for a Colon-Hydrotherapy Session at Journey II Health LLC in Niagara Falls ($75 Value)

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Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session at Journey II Health LLC in Niagara Falls (a $75 value).

Journey's staff of seasoned specialists pilots guests to healthier lifestyles through safe colon-hydrotherapy sessions that cleanse the body's inner workings. Initial treatments begin with a brief examination of the patient's medical history, followed by a deep intestinal massage that prepares muscles for the procedure. A certified therapist then begins to gently flush the colon with filtered water at a comfortable temperature for 30–45 minutes while massaging specific pressure points to loosen toxic waste and de-clutter digestive carburetors. The procedure uses 20–35 gallons of the earth's elixir to liberate colons from impacted materials that cause adverse bodily effects, which may include impaired assimilation of vitamins and the inability to sneeze with your eyes open. Aside from jettisoning wasteful material, colon-hydrotherapy sessions can also decrease gas and bloating, exercise muscles for more efficient disposal, and reshape colons to look more like Rhode Island.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Feb 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Not valid for pregnant women or those that had major abdominal surgery within the last year. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About Journey II Health LLC

Journey II Health LLC

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