If the body were a totem pole, feet would be the bottom, heads would be the top, and the giant eagles stuck in our coat pockets would still be annoying. Care for your lower third with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a medical-grade pedicure at Joyce Podiatry, valid at its Eldersburg and Westminster locations (a $75 value).
In addition to treating a slew of foot and ankle ailments, board-certified podiatrists Dr. Annette Joyce and Dr. Justin Lewis rejuvenate weary paws with medical-grade pedicures. A toenail trim keeps clients from missing meetings because they were caught in shag carpets, and a comprehensive buffing softens and sloughs off toughened calluses. Leg tips then soak up an application of moisturizer before a tailored massage saps tension from heels and arches. Feet can shimmy out of the office with softer skin, reduced soreness, and the ability to run up water slides.