Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional bar mitzvah or traffic-court date. Spruce up dishabille gentlemen with formal menswear with today's Groupon: for $550, you get a black-tie tuxedo package—including a jacket, pants, shirt, tie, vest, studs, cuff links, shoes, and alterations—at J.P. Tuxedo Warehouse, located in Oak Forest (a $1,100 value).
With an extensive stock of men's formalwear, J.P. Tuxedo dresses grooms, prom dates, and miscellaneous fancy fellows in slick style. Penguins-in-training can don a black Pronto Moda jacket and a white poly-cotton shirt featuring a lay-down or wing-tip collar. With complimentary alterations and jackets up to size 54L, gents of all sizes can pop, lock, and drop it without fear of busting any seams. Tux-seekers select from a palette of 36 vest hues, crafting mouthwatering getups from colors such as watermelon, honeydew, and sangria. To craft tuxedo pants, suit shepherds harvest wool from around the globe, shearing only the quickest sheep for Super 140s merino wool. Patent-leather shoes, silver studs, and a choice of neckwear—including cravats, paisleys, and whimsical bow ties—complete the luxury ensemble, transforming everyday Joes into everyday James Bond impersonators.
6042 W 159th St.
Oakforest, Illinois 60452