What You'll Get
Before wall paint, homeowners plastered walls with postage stamps, expired receipts and early manuscripts of the Gutenberg Bible. Lavish walls in modern lacquer with today's Groupon: for $95, you get a one-room paint job from JRI Design/Build, including two coats for any room up to 12'x12' and walls up to 8' high (a $300 value).
JRI Design/Build's expert brush wielders travel to homes to brighten rooms and adorn walls with fresh, colorful coats. Before beginning the interior overhaul, the crew will mask and cover floors and touch up small wall blemishes, such as cracks, stains, or mouse holes. Then using interior paint the customer supplies, they'll launch into a pigment frenzy, leaving walls with two even layers and void of any residue from last year's latte squirt-gun fight. After making boring quarters more beauteous, the pro painters leave the space spick-and-span, erasing all traces of their existence.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 18, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for up to a 12'x12' room with up to 8' walls. Valid only for two coats. Not valid for closets, trim, windows, or doors. Area must be cleared. Paint must be provided. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.