What You'll Get
Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theater concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's deal: for $150, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at J Spa Medical Day Spa, located in Great Neck (up to a $1,000 total value, including a $100 laser-consultation fee).
J Spa's seasoned staff employs the latest laser technology and techniques to banish wily bristles while stampeding unwanted follicles’ will to live. With various treatment areas available, hair-plagued honchos can quell wooly uprisings on the upper lip (a $200 value per treatment), sideburns or chin (a $250 value per treatment), or underarm or basic bikini line (a $300 value per treatment). Treatments begin with an application of a topical numbing cream, followed by relaxing customized spa therapy in one of J Spa's luxurious private rooms. Afterward, a friendly technician zaps the targeted area with direct laser light, liberating timid epidermises from their fuzzy oppressors. Two additional follow-up treatments, scheduled in four- to eight-week intervals, prevent hair bullies from revisiting skin school yards. Customers can also purchase a second Groupon to treat another bodily area, eliminating the need for alternative means of hair removal, such as shaving, waxing, or coating yourself in bread crumbs until pigeons pluck you smooth.
Laser hair-removal works best on darker hair colors.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appointment only. Consultation fee included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.