If humans hadn't invented clothes, small dogs would freeze in wintry gusts and Barbie dolls would be forced into economic crisis, signing up to model for practically any figure-drawing class. Avoid chills and gossip columns with today's Groupon: for $35, you get $75 worth of designer clothing at Juniper Galaxy in Brooklyn.

Featured in Time Out New York, Juniper Galaxy's storefront showcases European and American designer clothing at wholesale prices. New designs and merchandise arrive at the boutique weekly to keep the stylish stock as fresh and new as an organic action figure in its original packaging. The shop's chic collection includes items from several designers, including Archerie from the U.S., Italy's MaxMara, and Tina Casmose from Denmark. Make arms proud of torso trimmings by sporting one of Sophia Costas’ cotton tops ($35) or a Stephanie B T-shirt ($32), which suits any seasonal soiree. Designers Remix Collection dresses ($80) let legs strut down the sidewalks unrestricted by inhibiting jeans, while the Byron Lars Beauty Mark cotton summer hat ($46) keeps the sun hidden, the brow shaded, and pedestrians' hearts fluttering.