Owner Ricardo Hernandez promises to "haul away your headaches" in his sleek 14-foot trailer––but he can't do it alone. Rubbish wrangling is a two-man operation, which means calling upon trash techs Alex, Jose, Ismail, or even Carlos—also known as Junk Czar, who lists his favorite pastime as "long walks at the landfill." In actuality, more than 60% of the furniture, appliances, wood, and metal the team collects never reaches the dump, but is delivered instead to organizations looking out for the needy, such as Goodwill and local churches. Clients can also call upon the Junk Guys for rental of a neon-yellow mini dumpster, offering more than 5 cubic feet of space in which to haul off unwanted debris or to show a mime what being trapped in a box really feels like.