Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep your earthly abode in top form with today's Groupon: for $99, you get four Endermologie cellulite-smoothing treatments at Just Be Smooth (a $400 value). You must be 18 or older to redeem this Groupon.
Just Be Smooth's experienced technicians work to persuade fat cells and cellulite on hips, thighs, and tummies to vacate protoplasmic premises through non-invasive and FDA–approved Endermologie muscle treatments. Before commencing the 35-minute procedure, seasoned staffers give patients a once-over as part of a complimentary consultation to tailor the Endermologie treatment to the patient's body type. Then the staff member flattens the areas undergoing treatment with motorized rollers, gently folding back skin to allow for massage-like deep-tissue mobilization. Read, relax, or ponder the impermanence of string-cheese Jenga towers while this sinew-centric treatment gingerly stretches connective tissue and increases lymphatic flow to help to temporarily smooth the appearance of cellulite and stimulate collagen production. Subdermal treatment is also said to have additional therapeutic benefits, including the reduction of post-exercise muscle soreness and the subdual of spasmodic break-dance urges.
Like writing the great American novel on an etch-a-sketch, 14–20 sessions are typically required to see desired results.
Just Be Smooth
Beth Geller and her staff specialize in Endermologie—an innovative treatment that uses a noninvasive motorized device to smooth the deep tissue of the skin and temporarily reduce the appearance of cellulite. When they're not administering Endermologie procedures, they extend their aesthetic expertise toward waxing, facial, and organic spray-tan services.
276 Essex St.
Millburn, New Jersey 07041