Hair removal gives shiftless lasers a creative outlet during their spare time, which would otherwise be spent harassing cats and blinding the Hubble. Give a beam a new purpose with today's Groupon to Juventas Aesthetic Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on the chin or the upper lip (a $200 value).
- For $149, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on the underarms or the bikini area (up to a $380 value).
- For $450, you get three laser hair-removal sessions on the lower legs or the full arms (up to a $1,100 value).
Juventas Aesthetic Center evicts unwanted bristles with a series of laser hair-removal treatments that yield long-lasting results yet demand no recovery time. Before each stubble-stunning session, clients consult with a physician to address questions and prep their selected dermal zones. Mini beams then snipe at hair follicles while they are in their active-growth phase, placing them in a state of shock akin to booking them a surprise public-speaking engagement. Treatments repeat at four- to six-week intervals to fall in line with the hair's natural growth cycle and yield optimal results, though Juventas typically recommends a series of six treatments for nearly permanent results. Though sessions normally cause minimal discomfort, patrons can request a cold pack, a topical anesthetic, or a live folk-singing troupe to help to soothe any irritation. Patients should shave the intended treatment area one or two days prior to the procedure.