What You'll Get
School bullies everywhere have raised nearly enough lunch money to complete their secret mission: training all the neighborhood pups to sell mediocre-quality airbrushed T-shirts. Keep your child's body and mind in peak shape to keep airbrush salesdogs off the streets with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get a lifetime family membership ($50) plus two classes ($17 each, on average) at JW Tumbles in Virginia Beach (a total value of $84). Parents may not purchase more than one Groupon per child, but they may divide the two classes between two tots.
Hands-on learning and playtime in two of JW Tumbles’ interactive classes—along with the lifetime membership, which gets you discounts on JW Tumbles’ open gyms, parties, and camps—helps children explore the far reaches of their cranial caverns. Parents with toddlers less than three years old can enroll in parent-participation classes such as My Big Messy Art Class or Wobblers Class, where baby bodybuilders 11 to 18 months old practice tumbling and balance to increase motor skills and decrease the need for sippy-cup creatine shakes. Ages three and up can fly solo (parents can watch from the sidelines if they wish) during age-appropriate and highly interactive independent classes. The Winners Class teaches 7- to 9-year-olds sporting skills, and 3- to 4.5-year-olds prep for kindergarten in the Stompers Class.
Each session provides at least eight different activities to stimulate your child's mind, hands, and giggle-plexes. And nearly all classes, even some art classes, include gym time, which means kids depart with refueled creativity and healthy, glistening brows. With your lifetime membership, you’ll receive discounts on open gyms, parties, and camps, so JW Tumbles’ learning playground and friendly teachers can continue to push children’s minds until they do the seemingly impossible 360-degree swing over the towering swingset bar of adulthood. Classes are scheduled throughout the day (including evening hours).
Existing members may substitute the lifetime family membership portion of the Groupon for a third class.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per child, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only at Virginia Beach location. Not valid with offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.